Woe is not 'me'...

Eye for an eye,

Tooth for a tooth.

I am a personal pronoun sleuth.

Leave out the 'he's, she's, me's and we's',

How about 'they's', and 'theirs' better bewares!

To write without pronouns maketh me cry,

To leave friends of nouns doth maketh me sigh.

For language will never again be the same,

And it's Ms. Christie's assignment that is largely to blame.

Hardy har har...